Seals Are Jerks!

Marsoni

M251S

$18.99

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Seals Are Jerks!By: Jared Chapman Published by Scholastic, Incorporated, 2023 In a hilarious story for fans of We Don't Eat Our Classmates, a young girl is determined to find out the truth about her favorite animals and find out once and for all, are seals really jerks and do they really eat penguins?! Seals are Lorelei's favorite animal: they're so cute and cuddly and best buddies with penguins. Well that's what she thought before learning the ugly truth some seals

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The interactive aspect is perfect: I squeak it to get her attention for fetch, she enjoys a solo dental chew session gnawing on the durable ears and body, and then we play tug-of-war with the long rope legs. It satisfies all her instincts in one cute, bunny-shaped package. The material is soft on her gums but tough enough to withstand serious chewing. Her teeth look cleaner and she's happily worn out. Total win!

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Reviewed in the United States on December 9, 2025

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Fort Morgan, US

★★★★★ 5

Stuffless dog toy! Good buy 😊

Style: Bunny

My dog loves to tear her toys apart usually it’s to get all of the stuffing out. Lol so we decided to try some toys without the stuffing and this was definitely a good buy. She loves it. Very soft and she has not ruined it in almost 3 months. Very cute toy and happy with the company would buy again. Quality is very strong for a dog that tears toys up in a day. lol🤣

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Reviewed in the United States on February 22, 2026

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Papillons

Alexandria, US

★★★★★ 4

Dog loves Mr. Turtle

Style: Turtle

Dog loves it. He's on his 3rd one now. Yup he's a very aggressive chewer.

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Reviewed in the United States on June 11, 2026

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Bullhead

Belleville, US

★★★★★ 5

Tough Bunny

Style: Bunny

So far so good. We’ve been able to play tug-of-war with it several times and it’s not ripped apart. That’s why I gave it 5 stars. My dog has big teeth and a strong body. So this bunny is tough Only time will tell if it’s really worth the money

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Reviewed in the United States on May 18, 2026

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Dawn Tibbetts

Massapequa, US

★★★★★ 5

Hard to Destroy

Style: Bunny

My puppy hasn’t been able to destroy it yet. All other toys have only lasted about 10 minutes.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 27, 2026