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Attempted Murder Tee

Marsoni M251S
Sale price$30.00
Pay 4 payments of $7.50 a month.Shop Pay
Get it in 3 business days with 1 day shipping. Friday, May 29
Attempted Murder TeeTwo crows on a branch = cute. Two crows on a branch being legally classified as an attempted murder = even better. This subtle nod to corvid humour is perfect for bird lovers, pun lovers, and anyone who enjoys jokes that make people pause for half a second. The fabric is soft, sturdy, and perfect for layering warm enough for cool mornings, breathable enough for everything else. It holds up beautifully in the wash, just like a crows lifelong commitment
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Emily
Boise, US
★★★★★ 5
Works great!
Color: Green
Works great and doesn't pull hairs. The guards are helpful. The battery has last me a very long time. If you have a baby or child this would be a great option to cut their hair because it isn't super loud like regular razors
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Reviewed in the United States on May 31, 2026
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Cassie caldwell
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 5
So smooth and no pain!
Color: Gold, Color: Gold
Best trimmer ever! NO PAIN! No tugging hairs and its so smooth! I was so insecure the other night at our pool because im bigger and its hard to see down there to shave. This was so easy and I've never been so smooth ever!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 18, 2026
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diana arriaga
Boise, US
★★★★★ 4
Me gusto
Color: Green
Esta bien
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Reviewed in the United States on November 11, 2025
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Kris
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 5
Good product!
Color: Gold
This is nicer than I expected honestly and a good value for the money. Trims amazing, the shave isn’t as close as a razor but it helps in a pinch! Charging takes forever but then it also runs on that battery for days!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 28, 2026
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Annedis
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 5
Versatile trimer
This electric trimmer is very easy to use and, best of all, it includes a great attachment for trimming nose hairs. Everything feels high quality, it doesn’t irritate the skin, and it’s also very powerful.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 17, 2026

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