Cynical Affirmations

Marsoni

M251S

$41.00

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Cynical AffirmationsCynical Affirmations includes 52 mantras for the modern hellscape. Each affirmation card in this deck features a darkly funny affirmation that helps you laugh at our modern dystopia. If you're more of a storm cloud than a ray of sunshine, this is the affirmation deck for you! Why you need it: 52 darkly funny quotes which serve as an alternative to the trite toxic positivity featured in traditional affirmation decks perfect for validating your contempt

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Handles large paper towel rolls. The gold color on the top which is mainly what you see when you have paper towels on it, coordinates nicely with the various shades of gold in my kitchen. The 4" pulls brushed gold, the Delta pull down facet as well as the Euro (Lamps plus) aged brass mini pendant. I find it easy to tear off paper towels even without the small tear bar found on different holders. Was a few $ more but it matches perfectly. Well worth it.

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Reviewed in the United States on December 6, 2025

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Amazon Customer

Lowell, US

★★★★★ 5

It's made very well

Color: Black

Great product and looks awesome

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Reviewed in the United States on May 5, 2026

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Beatrice Holsombach

Louisville, US

★★★★★ 5

Great size options and value

Color: Carbonized Bamboo(Brown)

These are perfect weight and sizes ! Easy to clean and esthetically pleasing ! Love that they have the holder for organization! Very well made and sturdy and a great value!

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Reviewed in the United States on March 24, 2026

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Randy J.

Battle Creek, US

★★★★★ 5

Very nice.

Color: Carbonized Bamboo(Brown)

Look great,we will see how long they last.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 29, 2026

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